T'was the Day Before Christmas

[Gil Jesus]

Twas the day before Christmas and at a.c.j.
the trolls were all leaving cuz they had to pay.

Their welcomes were hung by the chimney with fire
cuz Google had cancelled and raised up their ire.

They cried to the masses, but without any gain,
which proved to the lurkers they hadn't a brain.

Their comments and insults were not to be missed,
they attacked all the posters because they were pissed.

Come February, when they're not allowed in our homes,
they'll be forced to read post after post from Ben Holmes.

Without any way to respond to his threads,
there will be much agony, cuz he's in their heads.

And although Google has declared that the USENET is closed,
their lies and deceptions have all been exposed.

Their ignorance and hatred are well known too,
and to add insult to injury, Google has told them to screw.

And while they look for a free tit to suck,
let us not forget Chuckles and Bud, each one his own schmuck.

The doggie has gone, but not our old Hank,
who'll spend '24 with his hand on his crank.

If wifey doesn't OK it, he can't buy a reader,
unless he takes from the money to feed her.

So as this year ends and a new one is coming,
let's all thank Google cuz the trolls are a-bumming.

And let us remember that it's never too late
to get rid of bullies and show hatred the gate.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Bud]

Post by Gil Jesus
Twas the day before Christmas and at a.c.j.
the trolls were all leaving cuz they had to pay.
Their welcomes were hung by the chimney with fire
cuz Google had cancelled and raised up their ire.
They cried to the masses, but without any gain,
which proved to the lurkers they hadn't a brain.
Their comments and insults were not to be missed,
they attacked all the posters because they were pissed.
Come February, when they're not allowed in our homes,
they'll be forced to read post after post from Ben Holmes.
Without any way to respond to his threads,
there will be much agony, cuz he's in their heads.
And although Google has declared that the USENET is closed,
their lies and deceptions have all been exposed.
Their ignorance and hatred are well known too,
and to add insult to injury, Google has told them to screw.
And while they look for a free tit to suck,
let us not forget Chuckles and Bud, each one his own schmuck.
The doggie has gone, but not our old Hank,
who'll spend '24 with his hand on his crank.
If wifey doesn't OK it, he can't buy a reader,
unless he takes from the money to feed her.
So as this year ends and a new one is coming,
let's all thank Google cuz the trolls are a-bumming.
And let us remember that it's never too late
to get rid of bullies and show hatred the gate.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

"This is the type of post you'd expect from someone who has nothing to
contribute to the discussion of the JFK assassination."

https://groups.google.com/g/alt.conspiracy.jfk/c/Fs4C1E42NT4/m/5j1fbt-KxjoJ

Look above Gil`s remarks for the funny.

[Gil Jesus]

On Sunday, December 24, 2023 at 4:58:22 PM UTC-5, Bud wrote:
< his usual nonsense that has nothing to do with the assassination >

T'was the night before Christmas, all all through the group,
there was a terrible smell that reminded me of poop.

I searched high and low for the source of the smell,
but because it was dark, I just couldn't tell.

All of a sudden, there appeared in my light,
a shocking discovery, that just wasn't right.

A troll in the corner, the one known as "Bud",
was standing there smiling while pulling his pud.

I couldn't believe it, and started to think,
what manner of man is afraid of a link ?

What manner of man would stand like a plant,
when one of his co-workers was in a rant ?

What manner of man among all that stank,
would look to find pleasure by pulling his crank ?

Then it occurred to me this was the season in,
which "Bud" was applying his "reasoning".

Having found the stench I decided to leave,
it was only a troll showing what he believed.

A silly troll one can be sure,
after February 22nd, he'll post here no more.

And even if he posts his insults won't be seen,
a killfilter will keep them from my screen.

So his silly game is over as is all his fun,
his comments and insults have all come undone.

Conspiracy groups for theorists not for the trolls,
who come in and act like complete assholes.

Soon the trolls will be a memory to be judged as a whole,
for decades upon decades of not converting a soul.

Bud's existence becomes worthless and to Google we thank
for leaving him nothing to do but to wank.

So to the troll who for years thought himself sly,
I say Merry Christmas to you and to you a goodbye.

<snicker>

[Bud]

Post by Gil Jesus
< his usual nonsense that has nothing to do with the assassination >
T'was the night before Christmas, all all through the group,
there was a terrible smell that reminded me of poop.
I searched high and low for the source of the smell,
but because it was dark, I just couldn't tell.
All of a sudden, there appeared in my light,
a shocking discovery, that just wasn't right.
A troll in the corner, the one known as "Bud",
was standing there smiling while pulling his pud.
I couldn't believe it, and started to think,
what manner of man is afraid of a link ?
What manner of man would stand like a plant,
when one of his co-workers was in a rant ?
What manner of man among all that stank,
would look to find pleasure by pulling his crank ?
Then it occurred to me this was the season in,
which "Bud" was applying his "reasoning".
Having found the stench I decided to leave,
it was only a troll showing what he believed.
A silly troll one can be sure,
after February 22nd, he'll post here no more.
And even if he posts his insults won't be seen,
a killfilter will keep them from my screen.
So his silly game is over as is all his fun,
his comments and insults have all come undone.
Conspiracy groups for theorists not for the trolls,
who come in and act like complete assholes.
Soon the trolls will be a memory to be judged as a whole,
for decades upon decades of not converting a soul.
Bud's existence becomes worthless and to Google we thank
for leaving him nothing to do but to wank.
So to the troll who for years thought himself sly,
I say Merry Christmas to you and to you a goodbye.
<snicker>

"This is the type of post you'd expect from someone who has nothing to contribute to the discussion of the JFK assassination." - Gil Jesus

There are a number of things you are too stupid to consider, and as usual that`s where I come in.

First off, your ideas are dust in the wind, the WC`s findings are carved in granite. Your ideas are written on the sand on the beach, when you die the tide comes in and washes them away. The WC will remain as a monument to your abject failure.

Secondly, what are you going to do without anyone to bounce your loaded, begged or otherwise flawed "What about this, huh, huh, huh?" questions off of?

Thirdly, if there are any lurkers, it seems likely they came to see us trash your ideas rather than hear your ideas, or for the humorous ridicule we inflict on you. And if there are any lurkers, they might be using google also, so not only will you be preaching in an empty auditorium, it will be a locked empty auditorium. If anyone does come into this place and searches the archives, they will only find what I found when I came here decades ago, that you guys have nothing.

In any case, Merry Christmas to some...

[Ben Holmes]

On Mon, 25 Dec 2023 08:39:33 -0800 (PST), Bud <***@fast.net>
wrote:

So, according to Bugliosi, it was this "oval" shape that was
"virtually conclusive evidence" of an SBT?

Chickenshit is TERRIFIED of this simple honest question. He knows
that Bugliosi was a moron if he truly thought this... yet you can't
get Chickenshit to publicly acknowledge that Bugliosi said this.

It's a simple "Yes" or "No" question, and Chickenshit cannot cite
where he has EVER answered it. (Without immediately denying it.)

So it's going to keep getting asked until Chickenshit answers it.

[Ben Holmes]

On Sun, 24 Dec 2023 13:58:21 -0800 (PST), Bud <***@fast.net>
wrote:

So, according to Bugliosi, it was this "oval" shape that was
"virtually conclusive evidence" of an SBT?

Chickenshit is TERRIFIED of this simple honest question. He knows
that Bugliosi was a moron if he truly thought this... yet you can't
get Chickenshit to publicly acknowledge that Bugliosi said this.

It's a simple "Yes" or "No" question, and Chickenshit cannot cite
where he has EVER answered it. (Without immediately denying it.)

So it's going to keep getting asked until Chickenshit answers it.