NoTrueFlags Here
2023-12-15 06:30:55 UTC
Way way back many centuries ago, not long after the Bible began, the Prophet John was smote by the money changers and their great Intelligence, nailed to a cross of black gold, Texas Tea. And the Lone Nut Oswald was offered up as sacrifice. The Lamb Oswald came to be worshiped by minds too feeble to see, and blinded by the Bug-eyed Prophet Garrison, they proclaimed their faith. Anyway, it came to pass that a fat old lady could be seen drinking from a tea cup on the steps of the Sith Flower Temple, and behold! The looniest of the Lamb worshipers, Greg Parker, proclaimed her to be...OSWALD! And immediately Parker was beset by visions Barrow Gang Baby Plunger Weilding Storm Troopers dancing in his head. Many were deceived and clave unto Parker's visions. Yea, even the Great Scott came to be aware of Parker's , ah, "work." And thus a new Oswald Sect was born, The Cult Of The Prayer Man. But, alas, Parker was struck thrice by the Lord God for his insolence, and retreated unto his garden in the east to await his death and eternal damnation. And deprived of Parker's visions, the Payer Man Cult eventually fizzled out and reincorporated as The Hair Club For Wallabees. You're welcome!