Chuck Schuyler
2023-11-21 14:33:30 UTC
Oh, the anticipation this Assassination Eve!
Tomorrow marks the 60th anniversary of the start of the Greatest Hobby of All-Time! St. Oswald will be bringing his bag of goodies for all the good little children in Conspiracyville! The excitement builds!
David Healy has hung his colostomy bags over the fireplace with care, hoping St. Oswald soon will be there. Healy brews another cup of hot Agent Orange with a cinnamon stick. Word salad to follow.
Merry St. Oswald Day, Healy!
Gil has written St. Oswald yet another letter for the celebratory festivities surrounding Assassination Day. "Dear St. Oswald," GIl writes. "Can you pretty please bring me a truck with a good transmission this year? I've been a good boy and have defended you mightily at various internet discussion boards. P.S. There are mean people at one of the boards, and I know you know who they are. Could you kill them with the rifle I know you didn't use on 11/22/63? Thanks in advance, St. Oswald. I remain your devoted follower, Gil"
Merry St. Oswald Day, Gil!
Gil's toady Ben Holmes has finally thrown in the towel and will miss the Assassination Day festivities in favor of hiding out at the Encino Judo Club, doing what he does best: molesting. A lump of coal for Ben, and maybe an arrest if the cops find the tapes he's made.
Merry St. Oswald Day, Holmes!
The incel known as the Toilet will be enjoying Assassination Day from his usual lair in mommy's basement, clacking away on his computer keyboard and providing mirth to all on this festive day with posts showcasing his humorous take on St. Oswald. He remains sort of the Eastern Orthodox St. Oswald adherent among the JFK Truthers with his belief that Oswald shot at JFK's motorcade from the Grassy Knoll, but nevertheless, Gil and Ben and the rest of the Merry Band of Believers welcome him with open arms into the brotherhood. He's a fighter for truth! Merry St. Oswald day, Toilet!
Don Willis is too nice to make fun of, so I'll just say it: Merry St. Oswald Day, Don!
And Boris the Truther, a/k/a David Drummond? Who knows where he's at. Perhaps he's at Ground Zero yelling at the FDNY over "pulling" WTC Building 7 on 9/11. Oh well, you're not forgotten on this festive day, Boris. Merry St. Oswald Day, Boris!
And for all of the good little boys and girls in Conspiracyville, MERRY ST. OSWALD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow marks the 60th anniversary of the start of the Greatest Hobby of All-Time! St. Oswald will be bringing his bag of goodies for all the good little children in Conspiracyville! The excitement builds!
David Healy has hung his colostomy bags over the fireplace with care, hoping St. Oswald soon will be there. Healy brews another cup of hot Agent Orange with a cinnamon stick. Word salad to follow.
Merry St. Oswald Day, Healy!
Gil has written St. Oswald yet another letter for the celebratory festivities surrounding Assassination Day. "Dear St. Oswald," GIl writes. "Can you pretty please bring me a truck with a good transmission this year? I've been a good boy and have defended you mightily at various internet discussion boards. P.S. There are mean people at one of the boards, and I know you know who they are. Could you kill them with the rifle I know you didn't use on 11/22/63? Thanks in advance, St. Oswald. I remain your devoted follower, Gil"
Merry St. Oswald Day, Gil!
Gil's toady Ben Holmes has finally thrown in the towel and will miss the Assassination Day festivities in favor of hiding out at the Encino Judo Club, doing what he does best: molesting. A lump of coal for Ben, and maybe an arrest if the cops find the tapes he's made.
Merry St. Oswald Day, Holmes!
The incel known as the Toilet will be enjoying Assassination Day from his usual lair in mommy's basement, clacking away on his computer keyboard and providing mirth to all on this festive day with posts showcasing his humorous take on St. Oswald. He remains sort of the Eastern Orthodox St. Oswald adherent among the JFK Truthers with his belief that Oswald shot at JFK's motorcade from the Grassy Knoll, but nevertheless, Gil and Ben and the rest of the Merry Band of Believers welcome him with open arms into the brotherhood. He's a fighter for truth! Merry St. Oswald day, Toilet!
Don Willis is too nice to make fun of, so I'll just say it: Merry St. Oswald Day, Don!
And Boris the Truther, a/k/a David Drummond? Who knows where he's at. Perhaps he's at Ground Zero yelling at the FDNY over "pulling" WTC Building 7 on 9/11. Oh well, you're not forgotten on this festive day, Boris. Merry St. Oswald Day, Boris!
And for all of the good little boys and girls in Conspiracyville, MERRY ST. OSWALD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!